January 2012
5 posts
If Excel were a romantic partner
nesbittslimesoda:
The relationship would feel unnecessarily combative and veering between moments of tender love and really getting each other on so many levels and moments where Excel tells you you’re stupid and gets difficult and uncommunicative and says things like ‘I don’t know why were doing this, I’m not even that attracted to you.’
Our eyes met, but to you I was just oncoming traffic.
I hope our roads cross again.
December 2011
18 posts
“we both knew this type of life didn’t come with instructions,
so...”
“I would replace all the grays, with sunny days. We can sit for hours on my roof...”
i want you to be here to see this and every christmas. i hoped you could see broken wreck we call a family. i want you to be here to help me fix this mess that we are today. i wanted you to be here to help me send her off. but you’re not. you’re the star we put on the tree every year. you’re the grin i wear through it all. you’re my voice that says all the things i...
me pre-dragonrend
theincompletelife:
we’re not usurping the throne, we’re taking back what’s rightfully ours. you speak of forefathers, but clearly don’t know what you’re saying. you can’t control me, you can’t fool me. you can’t make me step in line, as another pig for your fucking slaughter.
it's called faith.
i was walking alone on the roadside, ready to leave this fucking place. then i felt you. for the first time since my innocence, i felt safe and worry free. i don’t know what’s ahead of me, but i can feel your hand guiding me. i know i’ll live the life i want to.
“we are thieves and thugs, smugglers and saboteurs, if we cannot take a farm, we...”
all of me is beside where i really am. you’re only left in my hopes and aspirations. why is something so simple and easy only capable of being my dream? i’m such a cluster right now. but i have plenty of time to get over myself.
November 2011
32 posts
Watchferal-ghoul:
jessicadodger:
-shrooms:
this is almost funnier than me JESUS
this is too funny. hahah
YES IT’S MADE IT’S WAY BACK ON MY DASH :D
i have so many tears running down my face.
Battlefield3>MW3 in every possible way.
Modern Warefare 3 is really just Modern Warefare 2.5. either way, it still blows.
if the lady is the first to make any physical...
1. you don’t actually like her. 2. you’re doing it wrong.
i'm going to die before the age of fifty.
i can already see it.
there's something about everything you do.
faggot, gay, queer, (etc.) and all versions of...
other than “homosexual”, are slang in my book. if you can’t fuckin’ deal with me saying “that’s gay”, get the fuck out of here. i’m for HOMOSEXUALS’ rights. i don’t hate HOMOSEXUALS. if you’re so sensitive about this, but not about people saying “god damnit” or anything that could be taken sensitively about somebody...
alexisbrowndesigns asked: I have no idea where the hell you've been or why we haven't talked in such a long time. It's probably because you hate me. Anyways... I miss you </3
sacred-demon-grounds:
This just in: ways to improve your handjob skills!:
use your mouth
viceprincipalcrubbs:
we just got a letter
we just got a letter
we just got a letter
i wonder who it’s from
even though i'm broken, i'm still standing.
for real.
i need to quit drinking altogether. it’s getting to be a bit much.